Have you ever….
So, the other night we are getting ready for bed. I skipped turning the light on because I did not want to wake Matthew. Without knowing it I somehow managed to put my sleeping bra on backwards. (It is a lot like a sports bra, for those without boobies, and you’ve gotta wear something when you are nursing.)
Have you any idea how absolutely difficult it is to nurse a baby in the middle of the night, half asleep, while wearing your sleeping bra backwards?!?! I kept thinking, man, the girls are really crammed in there- this thing is tight. I honestly just thought maybe I had grown a little or something. Matthew and I struggled all night long but we managed to get through.
The next morning when I went to take a shower I could not help but laugh at myself.

Hysterical and *ouch!*.