1. I am always late.
2. Before children, I was punctual.
3. Before children I was many things… skinny being one of them.
4. I start off strong….I get up early, wrangle the kids, collect my thoughts for the day, gather our things, run, run, run…
5. Try as I may, I am still late.
6. Many family gatherings, everyone has already eaten by the time my bunch and I arrive.
7. That makes me so stinkin’ mad!
8. I hate being late.
9. I know it is rude.
10. Better late than never, right?